loic

by windowsvistaskid • 2025-07-16 23:16:59

i hear the crisp noise of m y windows PC starting up. the old drives are spinning loud and fast, they remind me of nascar. oh nascar... i take a deep stretch, sit down in my tattered chair, and login to the fresh fresh sound of Windows Vista Home Edition. My friend is on skype... Their status says gaming... without me ?? I know exactly what I have to do. I open my start menu, and its there... pinned to the top.  I boot it up. LOIC Low Orbit Ion Cannon I immediately rush to the first skype resolver on google results. Hacker Skiddy ads everywhere. I put their skype username in,5 seconds later. BOOM. Ive got it. Just the IP i was looking for hahah. I drop it right inside LOIC, its t ime to shine. I initiate, ATTACK INBOUND. Time rolls by, 3 minutes have passsed. I check skype. OFFLINE! SUCCESS! To celebrate I go to launch my favorite game. wtf my internet is dowN? my mom is yelling at me whats going on? TIME TO LOG OUT GOOD BYE